Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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