i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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