her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
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Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
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Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
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