Have you finally orgasmed yet?
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
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Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
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I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
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