Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
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