Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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