think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
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