I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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