Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
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i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
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I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
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