Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(513): View more from Ohio

Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.

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(937): View more from Ohio

you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.

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(541): View more from Oregon

So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward

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(802): View more from Vermont

Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.

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(573): View more from Missouri

He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"

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(973): View more from New Jersey

Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?

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(914): View more from New York

Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...

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(317): View more from Indiana

Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me

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(904): View more from Florida

I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.

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