so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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