i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
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