The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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