Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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