It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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