Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
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What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
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Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
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