I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
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if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
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your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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