How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
How's the hangover?
I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
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