I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
people are starting to question the shark bite story
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
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