Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
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God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
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we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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