real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
Fun holiday story for you: Alex and I went out drinking. She left. I needed a ride home. Met this dude and told him to drive my car back. Once at my house, I made him take out my dog and then apologized for not wanting to make out with him. I said, let me go see if my roommate is interested and then I slept in Alex's bed all night.
20 bucks says he was an actual leprechaun
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
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