I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
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