Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
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Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
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there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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