I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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