No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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