Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
Randomize
