sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
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