I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
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So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
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Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
Randomize