I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
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do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
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Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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