All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
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Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
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I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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