What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
handjob tips. give me some.
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
Randomize
