can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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