I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
he shaved USA in his pubs
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
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If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
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When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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