I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
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you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
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I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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