We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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