Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
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You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
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they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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