You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
My penis needs a shock collar
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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