So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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