nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
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definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
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Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
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You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
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