party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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