Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
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