too bad you live with your parents still
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
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Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
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"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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