I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
i out mim tonsoeep
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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