Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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