I'm jealous of your bromance
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
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I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
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I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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