it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
Randomize
