I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
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is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
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Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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