I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
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Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
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doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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