So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
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his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
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U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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