Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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