How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Randomize
