note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
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Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
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Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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