they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
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he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
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... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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