we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
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Did you bedazzle the elevator?
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
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Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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