People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Randomize
