new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
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