its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
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I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
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Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
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