i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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